I make a lot with cauliflower, because it's a vegetable that my children will actually eat, but chopping it up is one of my least favorite things to do. It's messy, tedious and time consuming. But yesterday I was at Target, and I came across these
Cauliflower Crumbles (did you know if you're a mom and you find yourself with a few free hours you car will actually DRIVE YOU TO TARGET all by itself??? so weird). Yes, these crumbles are a major short cut BUT WHO CARES!? Short cuts at dinnertime make for a happy household. So last night, I made a version of
these meatballs with cauliflower crumbles instead of the other vegetables it called for. They were so yummy!! They even went to the party, the party in our tummies, because sometimes we have to sing that song while we eat...
Thank you for the recipe, Audra!
When I asked my daughter what kind of cake she wanted for her third birthday, her reply was simple: "pink!" So I went a little overboard, and made the inside of the cake three shades of pink, with pink frosting, pink edible glitter and pink heart sprinkles. Were there pink candles? Um, duh. And I splurged a bit on
this cake topper from Etsy because an all-pink cake deserves a little bling.
To make the cake ombre, all you need is a little food coloring! Simply bake as many layers as you'd like, evenly distribute the batter into different bowls, and use varied amounts of food dye to create different shades. I made 4 different layers, but the cake started to look absurdly tall so I ditched one of them. I used boxed white cake (two boxes) with neon pink food coloring, and followed
this recipe for the Vanilla Buttercream. It was a hit amongst the pink-loving crowd.
Now if someone could just help me figure out how to explain to a three-year-old that her next birthday is an entire year away...
When we were visiting The Voice set over vacation, I discovered something FANTASTIC. My almost-three-year-old PICKY eater will eat tuna salad! You see, television sets are a dangerous, dangerous place for little kids. There are scattered jars of M&M's and jelly beans and gum (so much gum!) and then trays of cookies and bars and sometimes they bring out something called Cookie Pie and serve it with ice cream and I die. Like I said, television sets are dangerous places for grown women who write food blogs. Anyway, I was bribing Etta to eat SOMETHING healthy before she dove into the candy jar, and tuna salad it was. We had tried it at home before, but after eating "The Voice" tuna (weird) I realized what I had done wrong. Mine was too chunky. This was whipped, and fluffy... a spread-like consistency. So when I got home, I decided to put my tuna in the food processor. It was delicious! Some mayo, some garlic salt, fresh lemon juice and salt and pepper...

Now we make Tiny Tuna Melts for the kids on crackers with white cheddar, and grown up versions on sourdough bread with sliced tomato and avocado. I pop both versions under the broiler and watch until the cheese gets bubbly and slightly golden (adding the avocado for the adult sandwiches at the end). You should definitely try the food processor trick for your tuna if you haven't already!
Tuna Salad
(Serves 4-6)
12 oz. tuna (I like solid albacore in water)
1/2 cup light mayo
Juice of half a lemon
Garlic salt
Salt and Pepper
Drain tuna, and place in food processor or blender. Pulse until smooth. Place in bowl, and add mayo and lemon juice. Stir until smooth. Add garlic salt, salt and pepper and taste until desired consistency is reached!
My baby turns ONE on Thursday. Today, August 17th, was my due date, and it feels like just yesterday that I was waddling around, complaining about still being pregnant, shoving absurd amounts of carbs in my mouth. Now she's almost one, moving into toddler-ville, drinking real milk and trying to walk. I would do it all over again, each and every loooong pregnancy, just to savor these baby years. Yet I know they must grow up, and therefore we must celebrate and that means CAKE. We had a little pre-party the other day, and I baked a homemade Funfetti Cake following
this recipe. It was moist, delicious, and easy. And um, fun... DUH.
Instead of one of those giant number candles, I made a "1" using a wax paper stencil I made myself. Simply cut out a design, place over the cake (gently), add your sprinkles and remove!
More birthday cake fun:
(And in case you're keeping track, for Jack's 6th birthday I bought an ice cream cake because that's what he wanted and I only pouted about it for a week or so.)
You know those "first kid, second kid" commercials? I think that perhaps I write them in my sleep and submit them to the diaper companies. There is nothing more true than how much your parenting mentality changes from one kid to the next. Our first kid had only age appropriate toys that I sterilized once every few weeks in a bucket of soapy water. Our third kid plays with (and sucks on) my car keys. It's just the way it goes! Similarly, I made ALL of Jack's baby food. All of it. Down to pureed ground lamb, turkey and chicken that I called "meat paste" - oh man, did it look revolting. Second and third baby? Well, I definitely made a few things... but those baby food pouches are just SO convenient (enter major mom guilt!).
However, I always say to new moms: it is SO simple to make homemade baby food. Chop, steam, blend... it's truly that easy. You can even make large batches of food at once and freeze individual portions. Products like the
Baby Brezza make the process foolproof. At the touch of a button, you can steam and blend your food at desired intervals, or you can steam only, blend only, etc. The other day, I made a smoothie for London with strawberries, mango, banana and yogurt, and with the leftovers I made frozen push-pops for the big kids. 6 thumbs up from them! I do math!
Tropical Baby Food Smoothie
(Makes 4 small glasses, or 4 frozen push-pops)
1/2 cup fresh or frozen strawberries, roughly chopped
1/2 cup fresh or frozen mango, roughly chopped
1/2 banana, sliced
1/2 cup whole milk yogurt
Place first 3 ingredients into the Baby Brezza. Choose the 'Steam and Blend Only' feature for 15 minutes. Once the fruit has been blended, add the yogurt, and choose the 'Blend Only' feature until your desired consistency is reached. Pour into glasses and place in fridge to cool. I poured some into push-pop molds and froze for the big kids.
Found my "Cool Cones" at Michael's, but can also be purchased
here.